A Greyhound driver was swerving all over the road and failed sobriety test
On Greyhound, the drivers will do the drinking for you! Passengers on a bus driving through Daytona Beach, Florida noticed their driver acting strangely and driving erratically, and one of the 39 passengers called the cops.
“He keeps putting his head on the steering wheel and bringing it back up and jumping in his chair,” the caller said. The passenger said the bus was going 70 miles-per-hour and it kept drifting onto the shoulder, then into the far left lane of the highway.
Driver 59-year-old Richard Campbell failed a field sobriety test and as arrested for driving under the influence. Greyhound says they have a “zero-tolerance policy” and that they’re investigation the incident.
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Man told girlfriend he was kidnapped so he wouldn’t have to come home
A British man is in trouble with the law and his girlfriend after he called her and told her that he was being held captive, all for a $82 ransom.
The girlfriend, understandably, called police, who, understandably, launched a manhunt. The so-called “missing” man was found…at a party. It turns out he faked the whole thing so he could hang out with his friends, without his girlfriend.
“This is without doubt one of the most foolish and irresponsible incidents I have been involved in,” Detective Inspector Jo Clawson. “Significant resources were taken off the front line on a Friday night, which is without exception one of the busiest times of the week.” The man wasn’t arrested, but fined on the spot and this will recorded as a criminal conviction on his record.
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Brazilian man had “multiple organ failure” but found “wiggling” in body bag
Valdelucio Goncalves’ family had made funeral arrangements after the Brazilian 54-year-old was pronounced dead by doctors after suffering “respiratory and multiple organ failure.” His brother got the shock of a lifetime when he went to the morgue to dress the body before the funeral later that day.
“All I needed to do was put some new clothes on him, so he’d be ready for the undertaker to come and collect him”. “Workers at the morgue let me in, and showed me where he was lying, in a zipped-up body bag. But as I got closer I could see it wriggling. Then he saw it raising and falling as if he was breathing.”
As you might image he “went crazy and shouted for the medical team” who did find Goncalves alive. An official investigation into the mistake has been launched at the hospital.
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Eight year olds can’t drive, no matter how drunk you are
An Upper Darby, Pennsylvania man was spending quality time with his two young nephews. And by quality time, we mean 58-year-old Clarence W. Hairston went on a joy ride while he was drunk…and letting his eight-year-old nephew drive the car. Not surprisingly, police noticed a car driving erratically and that’s when a cop noticed the two children in the car. ”The guy was so drunk he had a hard time getting out of the car”.
The police said, “He’s pretty drunk. This is stupidity 101. Not only does he let an 8-year-old steer, the 9-year-old is in the back seat unrestrained. Not only did he endanger these two kids, he endangered the entire community. Talk about stupid. Once he’s out of the car, he keeps drinking the beer while standing on the sidewalk claiming he did nothing wrong and was ‘only letting the kids go for a drive.’”
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